Pringle Database v0.1
Current Archive Status:
OPERATIONAL BUT CONCERNING
WARNING: Archive staff have lost control of several flavors.
CLASSIFIED SNACK MATERIAL
| ID | Flavor | Status | Threat Level |
|---|---|---|---|
| 001 | Original | Contained | Low |
| 002 | Sour Cream & Onion | Under Observation | Moderate |
| 003 | Mystery Tube | Missing | Bread |
Research Notes
- Can #003 escaped containment.
- No explanation currently available.
- Several witnesses reported hearing crunching.
- Bart reaction team notified.
- Tapir security monitoring situation.